strip sadness 

The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.

Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"

Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."

strip sadness by westfalia April 23, 2010