to get insanely drunk an fuck up your life 'cause some retards in a forum told you "Asbach Uralt" (a german schnaps) is the damn thing to go for in the morning
"My girlfriend just left me. I think i'll make the Streicher now."
When a girl with strep throat gives a guy a blowjob.
Another version of this is 'strepemocock', which involves the same situation, but with a couple of emos.
The boy went to her house, little did he know he was gonna end up with strepcock.
When Johnny got up from his laptop, Chris sat in and started reading his emails like the true streichler that he is! Johnny came back and said "Quit streichlering my shit"!