solosexual

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adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.

Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."

solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009

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Somnosexual

Someone who gets aroused by someone’s yawn

Clark yawned loudly from being tired

Claire couldn’t help but to start disrobing after Clark’s constant yawning

Clark starts to realises Claire is a Somnosexual

Somnosexual by PoppetandCrumpet April 10, 2020

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Related Words

Scomosexual • Stromosexual • Shomosexual • somosexual • STOMASEXUAL • solosexual • snowmosexual • shlomosexual • SCEMOSEXUAL • Showmosexual

Shmomosexual

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010