rperazag's definitions
One the smartest lines on modern cinema, asked by the ultra-witty character Vanessa (canadian actress Ellen Page) in the movie "Smart People" to two iconic-moronic slutty teenagers.
The right question to ask, in most situation, when dealing with run-of-the-mill people.
The right question to ask, in most situation, when dealing with run-of-the-mill people.
by rperazag July 27, 2010
Get the What is it like being stupid?mug. Extremely low cut clothes used by women who wish to produce acute Pavlovian Salivation Reflex in desperate-for-sex males.
Promise of fornication without guarantee.
Promise of fornication without guarantee.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
Get the Rape-me lookmug. The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
by rperazag May 5, 2010
Get the Shmomosexualmug. The risk of rapid deterioration in the quality of the Urban Dictionary, due to the inclusion of moronic idioms and expressions.
Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
Get the Urban Decaymug. Person in highest position of power, in government or business, whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of large number of people.
Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.
Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.
What´s the programming strategy for next season? Dunno... depends on our top bipolar executive.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
Get the top bipolarmug. National pastime. Fake scandal fabricated after every beauty contest to titillate the public with information that shows the winner´s alleged slutty past.
This Miss USA thing is getting called Whoregate. The entire pageant should get called that. Trump would love the ratings bump.
by rperazag May 19, 2010
Get the Whoregatemug. "I don´t buy diapers anymore"
Why... your baby is using the potty seat?
Nope, but jiapers are so stylish!
C´mon, what you have is stylish poop!
Why... your baby is using the potty seat?
Nope, but jiapers are so stylish!
C´mon, what you have is stylish poop!
by rperazag May 20, 2010
Get the Jiapersmug.