rperazag's definitions

Trust issues

Lack of trust in a relationship, due to shady behavior by one or both partners.

When will you get married?

Long road ahead.

Why?

Trust issues.

by rperazag May 13, 2010

Falling in lust

Confusing horniness with love.

Tiger lost his shirt by falling in lust.

Fanny can´t wait ´till saturday to fall in lust.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

President Evil

President whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of the country.
Typical of oil rich third world countries.

X: "Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly?"
Y: "Well... they always manage to elect President Evil."

by rperazag June 20, 2010

Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

by rperazag May 17, 2010

iBlood

Blood on the tracks of New York City Subway from people who die trying to get back a fallen iPod, an iPhone, or any other object.

Do you know a New Yorker died trying to recover an iPod from the tracks of NY City subway?

iBlood!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Nyctohylophobia

Fear of being in the Forest at night.

X: "Let´s take a shortcut to the pub."
Y: "You mean, through the woods?"
X: "Yeah, it will save us a solid 10 minutes."
Y: "Forget it... I suffer from Nyctohylophobia."
X: "Are you afraid of being at night in the forest?"
Y: "Yeah... I am also afraid of monsters, killers, bears, and everything lurking in a dark forest.

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Gen "Why"

A brainless generation that has no answers about the most important and critical issues in life, that accepts no responsibility at all, and that is stuck at infant´s level of astonishment.

My Gawd! There has to be an answer to ecocide (heedless or deliberate destruction of the natural environment, as by pollutants or an act of war).

Forget about that, this is Gen "Why".

by rperazag May 20, 2010