rperazag's definitions

Obamanism

Inaccurate statements made by President Barack Obama.

Twitters (instead of Twitter) is an Obamanism.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

I´ve lost track of the world

Meaning that you have lost contact with reality.

I tell ya... I give an absolute fuck about everything human... I´ve lost track of the world.

by rperazag July 7, 2010

Luddism

Opposition to technical or technological change.

"I don´t get it, Obama is surgically attached to his BlackBerry, but he denounces the iPad. He caught me off guard by his luddism.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

lollify

To provocate hysterical laughter through terror.

Every time he tries to scare the shit out of me with his violence, I just lollify.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

Whiskypedia

The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.

My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

bake-a-holic

Someone obsessively in love with anything and everything related to baking.

One of the main reasons I love my mom so much? She is an obsessed superb bake-a-holic.

by rperazag July 27, 2010

reversed jet-lag

When, in anticipation, your body tunes to the time zone you are going to travel to, long before the actual trip.

A: "Shit Bro, you look like shit."
B: "I know"
A: "Why?"
B: "Reversed jet-lag... you know, the trip to Paris."

by rperazag July 18, 2010