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How mental is that?

A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.
How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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Not To-Do List

A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.
End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".
by rperazag June 22, 2010
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Obamanism

Inaccurate statements made by President Barack Obama.
Twitters (instead of Twitter) is an Obamanism.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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SMES

Social Media Entitlement Syndrome.
Characterized by:
1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream.
4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
"Knock it off... get a life or, at least, treat your SMES... fucktard.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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lollify

To provocate hysterical laughter through terror.
Every time he tries to scare the shit out of me with his violence, I just lollify.
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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Whiskypedia

The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.
My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
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e-cigarette

An electronic device that heats a nicotine-laced liquid into an inhalable vapor.
Yo... so, you feel so cool and trendy with your e-cigarette?
by rperazag July 9, 2010
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