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Something is technically wrong

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.
"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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top bipolar

Person in highest position of power, in government or business, whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of large number of people.

Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.
What´s the programming strategy for next season? Dunno... depends on our top bipolar executive.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
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Soccer Interruptus

To follow the "2010 World Cup Football Matches South Africa" by Twitter.
A: "Yo... saw the awesome Ghana — Australia 1-1 match?"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"
by rperazag June 21, 2010
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Heavy Mental

After the concert she complained the piano was out of tune. I explained that it was a harpsichord, not a piano. She answered: Ahhh... Heavy Mental Music!
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.
—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"

"Yes?"

— "Dwarfed beauty."
by rperazag July 4, 2010
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What is it like being stupid?

One the smartest lines on modern cinema, asked by the ultra-witty character Vanessa (canadian actress Ellen Page) in the movie "Smart People" to two iconic-moronic slutty teenagers.

The right question to ask, in most situation, when dealing with run-of-the-mill people.
"My stand on the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill?... Ok... What is it like being stupid?
by rperazag July 27, 2010
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Rape-me look

Extremely low cut clothes used by women who wish to produce acute Pavlovian Salivation Reflex in desperate-for-sex males.
Promise of fornication without guarantee.
Customer: Is this a too low-cut skirt?
Saleswoman: Yes darling... the perfect rape-me look!
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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