249 definitions by rperazag
by rperazag August 5, 2010
After the concert she complained the piano was out of tune. I explained that it was a harpsichord, not a piano. She answered: Ahhh... Heavy Mental Music!
by rperazag May 1, 2010
A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
by rperazag June 27, 2010
Variation of "So fucking what?"
Same use... Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea).
Same use... Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea).
"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking twat?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking twat?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking.... twat???
So fucking twat?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking twat?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking.... twat???
by rperazag May 23, 2010
The dismal results a man gets from investing a load of money on his wife to better her looks through a nose job, a boob job, and liposuction.
Man, why are you so pissed off with Rodendra?
Look at the stupid cow! I invested full greenbacks on her and what did I get? A stupid hippo! Ain´t that recycling fraud?
Look at the stupid cow! I invested full greenbacks on her and what did I get? A stupid hippo! Ain´t that recycling fraud?
by rperazag May 6, 2010
A: "Lou... I am like so much in my skin since I met Peter."
B: "A new crush?"
A: "Nope!... my gay life coach... now I am 100 % out of the wardrobe."
B: "A new crush?"
A: "Nope!... my gay life coach... now I am 100 % out of the wardrobe."
by rperazag July 16, 2010
The only hope for an overweight person who rewards himself with an extra helping of ice cream because he has just purchased a membership in a gym.
Radical measures to be taken when you are incapable of curbing your most destructive appetites.
Radical measures to be taken when you are incapable of curbing your most destructive appetites.
by rperazag November 30, 2010