rperazag's definitions

Overshopper

A person who buys items that will never be used or consumed.

A: "Why on earth you own ten pairs of jeans when you only use four pairs regularly?"
B: "Simply... I am an overshopper."

by rperazag July 22, 2010

phallo up

When a woman decides to follow up a good fuck.

Hi Nancy, how was the date last night? Awesome, I will phallo up this guy.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

Fetal error

Unwanted pregnancy.

Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn.
Why?
Fetal error.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Jet Fag

A faggot who talks to you, non-stop, from JFK-New York to Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport, trashing all your best preparations to avoid jet lag.

X: "Hi Robert... how was the flight back to Paris?"

Y: "Well, couldn´t be worse... A jet fag ruined a whole week of preparations for fighting jet lag."

by rperazag July 6, 2010

luxuria

Fornicating with highly expensive prostitutes.

Luxuria caused the downfall of NY Major.
I lost my shirt due to luxuria.

by rperazag May 1, 2010

Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

klatschdom

Any space suitable for women to meet and gossip.
A bunch of gossiping women.
(Klatsch, from German klatschen, to gossip, make a sharp noise, of imitative origin.

Laura?... Where else? At klatschdom.

by rperazag December 13, 2010