"It amazes me every time you personate, when we both know you are just a pathetic run-of-the-mill pretentious loser with an
affected grandeur bent."
affected grandeur bent."
by rperazag July 23, 2010

The top idiocy level that an Urban Dictionary´s editor can endure because of editing definitions sent to UD by mentally challenged teenagers. After reaching this level the editor, feeling suicidal, shows signs of slight autism, despondency, lack of appetite, and sudden episodes of acute withdrawal.
A: "After editing 111,111 definitions, an Urban Dictionary´s editor refused to edit one more def."
B: How so?
A: Editorial Idiocy Overdose.
B: How so?
A: Editorial Idiocy Overdose.
by rperazag July 23, 2010

“This right here,” said the curly-haired, 20-something Apple Store glam-nerd who sold me my latest iPhone, “is the most important purchase you will ever make in your life.”
by rperazag July 18, 2010

America´s ghost war in Afghanistan, a country where Al Qaeda, which was supposed to be the enemy, is no longer based.
X: "Have you heard?... Afghanistan´s president, Hamid Karzai, told two former Afghan officials that he had lost faith in the Americans and was trying to strike his own deal with the Taliban and Pakistan."
Y: "So... what the fuck are we doing in Chaos-istan?"
Y: "So... what the fuck are we doing in Chaos-istan?"
by rperazag June 26, 2010

Puffy is worth nearly 400 million; his female companions have included some of the most beautiful women in the world, among them Jennifer Lopez and the R&B star Cassie; he has a staff of 600, but can´t get a shuteye.
by rperazag June 16, 2010

"Finally saw The Graduate."
"And... is it good, or just hype?"
"Well, it is about a young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter."
"And... is it good, or just hype?"
"Well, it is about a young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter."
by rperazag June 16, 2010

"How gay is that? Justin Bieber makes Ron display his kooky side."
"Lindsay Lohan is 24/7 in default kooky side."
X: "Why the breakup with Mark?"
Y: "Doesn´t have a kooky side."
"Lindsay Lohan is 24/7 in default kooky side."
X: "Why the breakup with Mark?"
Y: "Doesn´t have a kooky side."
by rperazag June 28, 2010
