by alicia morgan March 2, 2006
a. a husband who would rather ride his snowmobile than his smoking hot wife
b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children
c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles
b. a father who would rather play in the snow with his snowmobile than his children
c. an individual who is sexually attracted to snowmobiles
by MichelleRenee Valadez March 5, 2009
a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.
by scarmommaliciousness December 3, 2005
Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.
Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.
Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.
by MattFromPhilly December 7, 2008
Extremely lame adj. usually referring to a goat penis and or homosexual anal intercourse between a goat and a very hairy male homosapian on a mountain or platau in any region on the planet.
Dude that "snowmosexual' is the gayest thing I have ever seen bra.
I am a "snowmosexual" for writing this bra.
Urban dictionary is super "snowmosexual" bra
I am a "snowmosexual" for writing this bra.
Urban dictionary is super "snowmosexual" bra
by Anita Hawk October 21, 2007
The tendency of one to be sexually attracted to one's own snowman. Intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.
Bill: Awww God, my dick is still ringing from that last session.
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O
by SPDT November 28, 2010