stexter 

One who stalks through text messages. These stexters will text you every 3 or 4 minutes asking "What u doin'" or "We should hang". If they do not receive a response they will wait 6 minutes before texting you again, "Do u hate me?".

I couldn't get any sleep last night, Joey was being a total stexter! He sent me 31 texts in 10 minutes!

stexter by Merany August 7, 2007

Stelter 

A douche bag filled with lies!

You lie so much you should work at CNN like stelter.

Stelter by Kevin from heaven May 13, 2020

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021

sexternal hard drive 

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

sexternal hard drive by Champcar November 27, 2011

Steltering 

In the style of CNN anchor Brian Stelter, to pathetically avoid accountability and onus to do one's job with integrity, in which one falsely assumes a moral high ground.

When approached for a comment on the CNN expose, Brian responded with "Y'know I'm sorry for you...I'm sorry for you..." dismissing journalists in Steltering manner.

Steltering by Uncle Gazpacho April 16, 2021

Sexterior 

A hot body/sexy exterior. Totally superficial

She told me she never made the first move before me. I legit bring it out of people. DAMN this sexterior

Sexterior by as1776 January 22, 2015

Sexter 

One who partakes in Sexting.

Steve : What did my girlfriend text you last night!?

David : Psh. I'm not telling you, but that girl is one strange Sexter.

Sexter by Lousy-David March 17, 2009