One who uses metaphors, similie, or other figurative language in their writing and speech to an unhealthy degree.
Suzie: I am as exhausted as a dog who has just given birth to a litter of puppies.
Sally: You are such a metawhore.
Suzie: That is as juvenile as a fart joke.
Sally: You are such a metawhore.
Suzie: That is as juvenile as a fart joke.
by Merany September 08, 2007

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One who stalks through text messages. These stexters will text you every 3 or 4 minutes asking "What u doin'" or "We should hang". If they do not receive a response they will wait 6 minutes before texting you again, "Do u hate me?".
I couldn't get any sleep last night, Joey was being a total stexter! He sent me 31 texts in 10 minutes!
by Merany August 07, 2007
