Merany's definitions
One who stalks through text messages. These stexters will text you every 3 or 4 minutes asking "What u doin'" or "We should hang". If they do not receive a response they will wait 6 minutes before texting you again, "Do u hate me?".
I couldn't get any sleep last night, Joey was being a total stexter! He sent me 31 texts in 10 minutes!
by Merany August 7, 2007

by Merany December 15, 2007

One who uses metaphors, similie, or other figurative language in their writing and speech to an unhealthy degree.
Suzie: I am as exhausted as a dog who has just given birth to a litter of puppies.
Sally: You are such a metawhore.
Suzie: That is as juvenile as a fart joke.
Sally: You are such a metawhore.
Suzie: That is as juvenile as a fart joke.
by Merany September 8, 2007

by Merany December 19, 2007
