A provident "drug user" according to William S. Burroughs 1966 book "Naked Lunch"
"Provident junkies known as squirrels, keep stashes against a bust."
An evil little creature, that is seen in the forest or when your super high. If you ever see one of these creatures be aware that it is ploting against you and all of society. This creature is bent on taking over the world!!!
person a (while looking at his hand): Oh Shit!! It's a squirrel!!
person b: WTF?!?!
One who is squirrely. if something is squirrely it "isn't chill." Someone not fun to hang around because theyll probably do something retarted or "squirrely". A squirrel is a sketch person and Squirrely is something sketchy. something that disrupts the "Vibe" and often makes people say "what the fuck are you thinking?"
"Wow Carlos is a fuckin squirrel, did you see him catch that tree on fire by the school?"
"My moms a squirrel she went snooping in my room and found my weed."
"That was squirrely when i got called down to the office, i had a bong in my backpack."
Gray or red bushy-tailed rodent.
My pet squirrel has been featured on the Trident commercials.
A choad, normally a weird brown color but can have variance in color, and surrounded by a thick mass of pubic hair.
Girl 1: So, what did you a with that guy last night?
Girl 2: Don't bring that up...
Girl 3: Why? What happened?
Girl 4: Things were going great and I went to reach into his pants and there was a squirrel in there!
Is a bastardization of Quirrel
, which is a bastardization of qurl
, which is a bastardization of gurl
, which is a bastardization of girl
Man: Check out that amazing squirrel.
Friend: That's bestiality
, you're fucked up!
Man: No, that respectable lady over there.
Friend: Oh, ok.
Little fury bastards that mug people in the local park at night and have an obssesion with nuts. Bloody squirrels!
What the? Get out of my trouser leg! Blasted squirrels got my nuts.