person b: WTF?!?!
"My moms a squirrel she went snooping in my room and found my weed."
"That was squirrely when i got called down to the office, i had a bong in my backpack."
Girl 2: Don't bring that up...
Girl 3: Why? What happened?
Girl 4: Things were going great and I went to reach into his pants and there was a squirrel in there!
Friend: That's bestiality, you're fucked up!
Man: No, that respectable lady over there.
Friend: Oh, ok.