1.(noun) a violet-colored, cuddly, cute creature who is involved with under cover missions such as stalking squirrels or mall janitors. Purple monsters usually defend their loved ones, and enjoy bushwacking them for fun
every so often.
2. A radtastic purple creature.
3. Monsters that usually have cool names like "Michelle Pirate".
4. These creatures tend to listen to music ALL THE TIME, but they can't stand country music.
5. This kind of monster is very shy, and when you get to know the REAL monster inside her, you may start to even love her. & if you fall in love with her, you may realize how gigantic a problem that really is.
6. PURPLE MONSTERS HATE LIARS. Don't ever lie or break a promise to them, for you will FOREVER regret it.
7. Although, they are monsters, purple ones tend to have a good heart. So don't be scared of them, they only want to be your friend.
8. Purple monsters are usually girls. And usually a girl that is insecure with who she may be.
9. Purple monsters are the best friends to have.
10. If you hug a purple monster, you are forever blessed.