innocent looking race of world-dominators, planning to take over the world lead by the oversquirrel
by The Oversquirrel March 13, 2003
Similar to A.D.D., start one task, conversation, or thought, then randomly switching to another, repeatedly.
I went to clean the bedroom. Then I found a usb drive in a pile of clothes. I went on my computer and squirreled for an hour looking through it and totally forgot about cleaning.
by LilMilo August 23, 2011
A provident "drug user" according to William S. Burroughs 1966 book "Naked Lunch"
"Provident junkies known as squirrels, keep stashes against a bust."
by neomaya October 09, 2009
young children, usually aged 6-12, that are free roaming the neighborhood in small groups, which come bother you while you are working on your car, playing in the garage, or tinkering with something. they then proceed to invite themselves into whatever it is you're doing, ask you a million questions, and ruin any productivity you once had. You try to tell them to leave, but without being a complete dick, it's impossible to get them out of your hair.
I was going to try and tune the bike a little bit this afternoon, but the squirrels came and basically ruined the rest of the day.
by straight mbv August 01, 2010
Customers in a retail store that are ampt up on drugs and their speech and behaviors are very fast, frenzied, and unpredictable.
Keep an eye out on the couple of squirrels in the clearance section.
by mz.tamara March 26, 2010
to run a round frantically trying to figure out what you set out to do. To talk fast.
Rachel squirrels around the restaurant trying to set up for parties. Rachel is squirreling so fast I can't understand what she is saying.
by bgolfermoney December 18, 2009
psychotic fuzzy creatures that are taking over the world w/ their partners in crimes...the penguins. penguins met met aliens when they first invented time travel (look it up on penguins) and have gotten the aliens to help them take over man kind. beware of these tiny creatures they may look cute but if u piss them off, they might have to eat you
i saw a squirrel today and i could have sworn it was carrying explosives
by curlyninja December 12, 2008