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closet commando

Closet Commando. A person who romanticizes military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to mimic a military/militia member for fun.
John boy talks a big game about his AR—15 and likes posing in his tactical vest but he’s just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
mugGet the closet commandomug.

NooNoo

A Vacuum of Knowledge, A Vortex of Information in the tech World. Female Technician who knows more than most damned men on the planet. Windrivers editing Maestro.
Get to the point, or Get edited by NooNoo
by Rook March 6, 2003
mugGet the NooNoomug.

auritra

a poop-head know-it-all who frequently uses the word "obviously".
After acing the calculus test, Auritra leaned back in his chair and said, "Obviously."
by rook November 15, 2004
mugGet the auritramug.

Larommi

An backwardly immoral person, that frequents chatrooms and forums. A Meatwad or Meatloaf lookalike.
He is Larommi !!!
by Rook March 3, 2003
mugGet the Larommimug.

bay area

Not just San Franscico. There are many Bay Area's including the:
Tampa Bay Area
Chesapeake Bay Area
Hudson Bay and so on.

Not known by most asshole Californians which believe the world revolves around them because 90% of television is set in California making them beleive that the rest of the country is full of the same cretins as they see everyday. Too arrogant, ignorant and egocentric to think outside of thier own little false reality. One of the many reasons the rest of the country prays that the Big One will one day wipe them from the face of the earth in a terrible and horrifying cataclism
by Rook April 22, 2005
mugGet the bay areamug.

Mayet

Mysyical Mayet
by Rook March 3, 2003
mugGet the Mayetmug.

squirrel

Chubby little nut-munchers.
Fuck, that chubby little tree rat ate my mixed nuts! Let's fucking kill it!
by Rook November 8, 2003
mugGet the squirrelmug.

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