Rook's definitions
Closet Commando. A person who romanticizes military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to mimic a military/militia member for fun.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to mimic a military/militia member for fun.
John boy talks a big game about his AR—15 and likes posing in his tactical vest but he’s just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
Get the closet commandomug. A Vacuum of Knowledge, A Vortex of Information in the tech World. Female Technician who knows more than most damned men on the planet. Windrivers editing Maestro.
by Rook March 6, 2003
Get the NooNoomug. by rook November 15, 2004
Get the auritramug. He is Larommi !!!
by Rook March 3, 2003
Get the Larommimug. Not just San Franscico. There are many Bay Area's including the:
Tampa Bay Area
Chesapeake Bay Area
Hudson Bay and so on.
Not known by most asshole Californians which believe the world revolves around them because 90% of television is set in California making them beleive that the rest of the country is full of the same cretins as they see everyday. Too arrogant, ignorant and egocentric to think outside of thier own little false reality. One of the many reasons the rest of the country prays that the Big One will one day wipe them from the face of the earth in a terrible and horrifying cataclism
Tampa Bay Area
Chesapeake Bay Area
Hudson Bay and so on.
Not known by most asshole Californians which believe the world revolves around them because 90% of television is set in California making them beleive that the rest of the country is full of the same cretins as they see everyday. Too arrogant, ignorant and egocentric to think outside of thier own little false reality. One of the many reasons the rest of the country prays that the Big One will one day wipe them from the face of the earth in a terrible and horrifying cataclism
by Rook April 22, 2005
Get the bay areamug. 
by Rook November 8, 2003
Get the squirrelmug.