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22.
Code word for "gay" men. Squirrels like nuts, so do "gay" men. Squirrels have the bent wrist syndrome, so do some "gay" men.

Instead of a gay friend saying "Hey GURL hey!" to his gay bestie, he says "HEY SQUIRREL HEY!".
Mike: HEY SQUIRREL HEY!
Matt: Hey SQUIRREL! Your looking FABULOUS today!

Johnny: I can't crack this nut, sometimes its not easy knowing if someone is a "squirrel". He might be a flying squirrel, not a prancer.
Chad: Tsk tsk. Yeah he might be hibernating in his tree.
by kozmatic January 27, 2011
 
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A SQUIRREL!!! moment is when you have been distracted by random nothingness.

To be diverted from one task/situation with no effort.
To have ones attention easily diverted

Disney Pixar Movie UP: The SQUIRREL!! moment originates from this animated movie where we meet Dug, The Talking Dog, who delivers the hilarious reoccurring SQUIRREL!! gag, while trying to remain focused is distracted instantly.
mum: "Will you pop upstairs and fetch the dirty laundry please"
boy: "yes mum"

boy goes to room for laundry, spots a toy he likes plays with toy, (this is the SQUIRREL!! moment, the point of distraction)
5 minutes later.......

mum calls: "where is this washing???"

boy:"What washing?"
by zobobble July 19, 2011
 
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Quite possibly the most evil animals on earth. Behind their cute, adorable facade lies an evil beast waiting to destroy us all. The most evil ones are the Black Canadian variety.
One day walking through the woods, some squirrels decided to attack me, but I managed to fend them off with a near-by branch.
by Justin Thorson September 30, 2008
 
25.
A woman who is obsessed with getting sex, she is constantly trying to make excuses to get it, even falsifying plans in order to get a man's nuts.
Bobby: "Dude, Amanda is such a squirrel."
Geoffrey: "I know, man, she's always after my nuts!"
by SkwirllieSquirrel August 27, 2011
 
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CODE WORD FOR AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON THAT CATCHES YOUR EYE AT FIRST GLANCE; person of favored looks from head to toe that turns heads
There are SQUIRRELS everywhere in the mall today, love the eye-candy.
by Leekie May 16, 2011
 
27.
A seemingly adorable creature who is secretly evil & has light-sabers & guns. Also, the squirrels Lord & Master is Foamy the Squirrel.
Wow. Did you see that squirrel attack Mike? The squirrel was totally ninja.

Oh, I've heard of squirrels attacking ppl... They start out looking cute then go physco.

I bet the squirrel was part of the Church of Foamy...

Yeah, I bet your right
by BEWARE_of_the_squirrels March 28, 2010
 
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psychotic fuzzy creatures that are taking over the world w/ their partners in crimes...the penguins. penguins met met aliens when they first invented time travel (look it up on penguins) and have gotten the aliens to help them take over man kind. beware of these tiny creatures they may look cute but if u piss them off, they might have to eat you
i saw a squirrel today and i could have sworn it was carrying explosives
by curlyninja December 12, 2008