1. Noun - Furry little bastard animal that runs around your yard and climbs up your trees.

2 Verb - When a male sticks both of his nuts into a female's mouth like a squirrel would do with the nuts it collects on the ground.
1. I swear.. one day I am going to shoot that squirrel!
2. I swear.. one day I am going to squirrel that girl!
#squirrel #nuts #animal #furry #mouth
by Compton Carlisle January 04, 2007
Squirrels: An interjectory word used to notify a friend that their attention and conversation are bouncing around like a labrador with ADHD at a squirrel festival.
So Jennifer asked me to go with her to ohmigawd did I tell you about this place with the fountain? So I texted her back and anyway you've got to see my new iPhone it's so amazing I've got to show you the YouTube about the guy drawing on one. Ooooh, let's stop for ice cream and oh wow do you see that blond guy? ohmig...

SQUIRRELS!

Where!?!?
#squirrels #nuts #squirrel #adhd #add #squirels #attention span #blond #blonde #hyper #spazz
by Duxall Inarow June 30, 2010
A word called out to call dibbs on a girl when among fellow male hunters.
Girl walking down the street.

Group of guys walking towards girl

Rod: "Squirrel!"

Tom: "You can do that, I called her already"

Rod: "Dont scam on my squirrel"

Tom: "Suitcases!"

The end
#squirrel #scamming #girl #we #need #girlfriends
by Daniel, Smiley, Zach September 07, 2007
CODE WORD FOR AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON THAT CATCHES YOUR EYE AT FIRST GLANCE; person of favored looks from head to toe that turns heads
There are SQUIRRELS everywhere in the mall today, love the eye-candy.
#hottie #fox #sexy #good-looking #neck-breaker #eye-candy #grenade #landmine
by Leekie May 16, 2011
A hot girl, or sometime not...that while appearing to be the life of the party is scanning every male (and even females) in the group. This girl will then use her body and many sexual innuendos to entice the victim out of their nuts...so to speak....a.k.a the drugs in their pockets. Tho often times the squirrel need only use her innuendos to obtain the nut...sometimes it is necessary and even pleasurable to the squirrel to up the ante for a biggger nut. Squirrel is a durogatory term, tho most who are labeled with it seem to wear it proudly, and will be seen flaunting tails from other critters...hanging from their sexy asses.
"I think i'm gonna have sex with that squirrel over there"......Damn dude, you sure you wanna split your drugs with that squirrel?.. ..Look at all the squirrels runnin around here.
#squirrell #hippie #squirl #squuurl #chick #drugs #sex #tent #hop #a #lot #wook #wookie #tail #skank
by The Rabbits Haberdasher/TKnox October 02, 2013
A SQUIRREL!!! moment is when you have been distracted by random nothingness.

To be diverted from one task/situation with no effort.
To have ones attention easily diverted

Disney Pixar Movie UP: The SQUIRREL!! moment originates from this animated movie where we meet Dug, The Talking Dog, who delivers the hilarious reoccurring SQUIRREL!! gag, while trying to remain focused is distracted instantly.
mum: "Will you pop upstairs and fetch the dirty laundry please"
boy: "yes mum"

boy goes to room for laundry, spots a toy he likes plays with toy, (this is the SQUIRREL!! moment, the point of distraction)
5 minutes later.......

mum calls: "where is this washing???"

boy:"What washing?"
#squirrel #distraction #attention #nothingness #random
by zobobble July 19, 2011
A random word that is shouted during intense conversation.

(From the movie Up)
So today, SQUIRREL! i ate some chips.
#squirrle #squirel #bear #random #shout
by s.rose January 01, 2010
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