squat goblin

A dim-witted, unevolved being, typically of short stature, , and with a large belly and a hairy and excrutiatingly ugly appearence. Squat goblins are notorious for their trickery and low morals. One famous squat goblin, going by the pseudonym "J-Train" became infamous after he attempted to sexually assault a female rower twice his strength.
Fear of giving birth to Squat Goblins gave rise to the Pro-Choice movement.

J-train: Hyea Babey
normal female woman: why are you talking to me you little ugly gnome?
J-train: You don't want my sexy little body?

****J-train brings out his bag of tricks and takes of his shirt and massages his hairy third nipple- trying to intice the normal woman

Normal female woman: fuck off you squat goblin! Why does it smell like shit?

squat goblin by squat golbin22-train June 16, 2007

Goblin Squat 

A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.

I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now

No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!

Goblin Squat by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023

Goblin Squad 

A group of people who are better then goons, have more authority. knows what to do and what not to do, there usually rich and have big dreams.

The Goblin Squad is better then the Goon Squad in so many ways.

Goblin Squad by tiffanylaurenxo December 29, 2010

Goblin Squad 

Group of guys that slay women with no contest.

There goes the goblin squad with our girlfriends damn.

Goblin Squad by Burberry Casanova October 17, 2008