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Food court; collection of fast food counters around a court with tables. Every mall has a squat and gobble and a bunch of restaurants whose prices make the crap at the squat and gobble attractive.
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A place to eat and shit. Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?
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Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied. For a man with six fingers on two hands, Carl is the best squat and gobble carny in five states. I once saw him dispatch a king size jacuzzi worth of turkeys in ten minutes, and I think one of the turkeys fell in love!
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