split pissonality
split pissonality by Da Man July 16, 2004
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Split personality texter
During a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.
During text:
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"
Person B: "Why?"
Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."
During real interaction:
Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person
Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"
Person B: "Why?"
Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."
During real interaction:
Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person
Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)
Split personality texter by SJJS August 10, 2010
Related Words
split parsonality
Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
split parsonality by QuacksO August 7, 2018
split menu personality syndrome
Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
split menu personality syndrome by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010
Personality Split
When the bottoms of two couples both have split personalities and you proceed to have group sex with them.
Personality Split by Maverickhfx March 21, 2022
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)