split pissonality 

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

split pissonality by Da Man July 16, 2004

Split personality texter 

During a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.

During text:
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"

Person B: "Why?"

Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."

During real interaction:

Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person

Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)

Split personality texter by SJJS August 10, 2010

Split Personality

A person who is psycho eg. Catrina from Ballarat

My split personality's name is shara and she went to the beach to have babies with Jack

Split Personality by Jason. September 8, 2005

split parsonality 

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

split parsonality by QuacksO August 7, 2018

split menu personality syndrome 

ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink

Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"

split menu personality syndrome by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010

Personality Split 

When the bottoms of two couples both have split personalities and you proceed to have group sex with them.

Yo Dave, wanna do the personality split with Jade and Louis at the festival?

Personality Split by Maverickhfx March 21, 2022