splenis 

A splinter in one's penis.

Anthony: "Sir, can you help me? I have a splenis!"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"

splenis by sp53 January 6, 2009

Spheniscidine 

1. (Adjective) Penguin like or relating to penguins. As vulpine for foxes, bovine for cattle, etc.

2. (Adjective) Linux like or relating to Linux.

From Spheniscidae- the penguin family.

Geek1: Did you see that article in The Register about Ubuntu beating OSX and Vista in that hacking challenge?

Geek2: You're not turning into one of those spheniscidine freetards are you?

Geek1: Quack.

Spheniscidine by Charles K Darwin April 3, 2008

Spheniscidae 

(Noun) Sven-iss-id-ay
The penguin family.

Adjective: Spheniscidine Sven-iss-id-een

Twitcher1: I say old chap, that's a strange looking bird, do you think it belongs to the Spheniscidae?

Twitcher2: No my good man, that is a great auk. An uncommonly fine specimen it is too. Very spheniscidine I do agree.

Spheniscidae by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008

Spheniscilogophobia 

The fear of Penguins.

Bob: I don't want to go to Antartica
Josh: Why?
Bob: I have Spheniscilogophobia
Josh: What?
Bob: I'm scared of penguins
Josh: ...

Spheniscilogophobia by xChev April 23, 2020

Sphenisciformosanikleptophobia 

Fear that, one by one, the penguins are stealing one's sanity.

Jimmy hasn't left the house lately. He's writing threatening letters to his great-great-great grandchildren and won't believe they haven't been born yet. It's kind of ironic that he seems to have sphenisciformosanikleptophobia; he won't go to the zoo. Ever.

Sphenisciformosanikleptophobia by Fearman June 15, 2007

Spenisc 

The answer to a crossword clue where the fist and last letters are already "s" and "c", respectively. Successfully utilizes the word Penis to solve any clue.

Man 1: "What is a 7 letter word for horse?"
Man 2: "Penis"
Man 1: "That's only 5 letters; Plus it already starts with an s and ends with a c"
Man 2: "Spenisc"
Man 1: "Thanks"

Spenisc by Charbickus March 18, 2008

Splenificent 

When someone or something is particularly magnificent or splendid at the same time, you simply must use both words.

Fred: "Did you see the rack on that blonde chick at the bar?"

You: "Yeah man! It was splenificent!"

Splenificent by Veggie55 December 27, 2013