Top Definition
A splinter in one's penis.
Anthony: "Sir, can you help me? I have a splenis!"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"
by sp53 December 03, 2007
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