splenis

A splinter in one's penis.

Anthony: "Sir, can you help me? I have a splenis!"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"

by sp53 January 6, 2009

spleny

Short for there is plenty.

"Dude, is there any pizza left?"
"Spleny!"

or

"Is there any beer left in that keg??"
"Lemme check....Spleny!"

by Curly Bob August 6, 2009