splashation
projectile ejaculation
A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.
splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010
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Splashatory Rape
When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.
The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...
My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!
My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!
Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011
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splashaphonia
My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.
splashaphonia by orientxp June 3, 2010
splashion
A term used to refer to a style of wearing clothes. The term is thought to have been coined by Dipset's Jim Jones but popularized by Likkle Slave.
splashion by WhoIsCelebrityVice October 14, 2020
Lie-Splanation
"Trump also whipped out his newest lie-splanation about what he meant during his phone call with Zelensky when he said, 'I would like you to do us a favor, though.'" Stephen Colbert then reads Trump's tweet where he's lie-splaining his previous lie about the meaning of his request to Zelensky: "Read the Transcript! Also, see where I say 'us' (our Country) as opposed to 'me' (meaning me)" Stephen Colbert@thelateshow Dec. 10, 2019 | v=mFau6pKVgkU
Lie-Splanation by coderiu December 10, 2019
Splashionality
Splashionality by MookooMonster November 10, 2010
slashlationship
Justine: Hey! Look! I'M NOT THE ONLY FRERARD FAN!
Tucker: Obvi. That's one of the most famous slashlationships in history.
Tucker: Obvi. That's one of the most famous slashlationships in history.
slashlationship by PunkRockHottie23 March 21, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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