splashation 

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010

Splashatory Rape 

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

splashaphonia 

Fear of dropping one's cell phone into the toilet.

My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.

splashaphonia by orientxp June 3, 2010

splashion 

A term used to refer to a style of wearing clothes. The term is thought to have been coined by Dipset's Jim Jones but popularized by Likkle Slave.

They're into fashion but we're into splashion!

splashion by WhoIsCelebrityVice October 14, 2020

Lie-Splanation 

Explaining your previous lies with more lies.

"Trump also whipped out his newest lie-splanation about what he meant during his phone call with Zelensky when he said, 'I would like you to do us a favor, though.'" Stephen Colbert then reads Trump's tweet where he's lie-splaining his previous lie about the meaning of his request to Zelensky: "Read the Transcript! Also, see where I say 'us' (our Country) as opposed to 'me' (meaning me)" Stephen Colbert@thelateshow Dec. 10, 2019 | v=mFau6pKVgkU

Lie-Splanation by coderiu December 10, 2019

Splashionality 

Your poolside personality/fashion style.

That girl across the pool has a funky splashionality.

Splashionality by MookooMonster November 10, 2010

slashlationship 

A slashlationship is a slash relationship fandom created by people under the age of 18.

Justine: Hey! Look! I'M NOT THE ONLY FRERARD FAN!
Tucker: Obvi. That's one of the most famous slashlationships in history.

slashlationship by PunkRockHottie23 March 21, 2008