Definitions by rhenvar

splashation 

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010

Swellington 

an erection

The impromptu Swellington in my trousers prevented me from leaving my seat.

Swellington by rhenvar June 19, 2010

on granite 

the highest, hardest level of an erection that can be reached.

Thinking about Jane had me on granite, shortly before passing out from the blood loss from my cerebrum.

on granite by rhenvar June 19, 2010

throw the gun 

After an arguement is lost or an idividual has been outwitted, the loser, backed in the proverbial corner, takes the low road and resorts to personal cheapshots or name calling as opposed to facts.
Basically the individual has made a last ditch effort and like on the movies, "throws the gun" because he has run out of bullets (intellectual/factual ammo).

After proving Mr. T wrong in front of the crowd, he decided to throw the gun and bring up the time I slept with his twin brothers at homecoming.

throw the gun by rhenvar May 13, 2010

spreeked 

orgasmed, ejaculated (usually projectile)

Just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend spreeked all over my teddy bear!

spreeked by rhenvar May 13, 2010

Dick Dynomite 

Some bomb assed dick, master stroker, dick that'll getchyoass sprung!

I couldn't front on ole dude...he gave me that gug-gud...that Dick Dynomite!

Dick Dynomite by rhenvar January 15, 2010

Mandingo Downstroke 

Deepstroking whilst in missionary position, usually with a larger than average penis.

My boyfriend was trying to redecorate my innards with his Mandingo Downstroke.

Mandingo Downstroke by rhenvar January 15, 2010