spitti 

exceptionally good at a certain task, or just in general

I'm so spitti at basketball, I beat Kobe 76-23.

spitti by laxfool53 July 9, 2010

Snitties 

Snake titties, namely one of an anthropomorphic snake of some sort.

“Oh my god, Roman, stop staring at Dee’s snitties and judge the case!”

“Dee, pal, your name isn’t ‘Jealousy’, calm thy snitties.”

“Hhhng, Thomas, I’m trying to convince you to take the callback, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my snitties is distracting the judge.”

Snitties by BitterlyJitteryandAlsoAnxious April 16, 2020

Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat

James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch

Sitting bitch by shlubster March 3, 2014

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

scitties

scitties (singular scitty) refers to goodtimeswithscar's minecraft tits. they are huge and we love them

this is me joining the war on scitties on the side of the scitties

scitties by iron-sides July 13, 2022

shitting Irish 

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015

shitting like a goose 

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

shitting like a goose by #1SMTX October 3, 2015