spermhoarder 

1 n. A person (usually male) who is not prepared to spill their seed in any way shape or form.

also

a sperm-bank robber

Eric is a spermhoarder.

spermhoarder by boristagg November 26, 2007

sperglord

Internet caricature of typical self diagnosed aspergers suffering shutin that has to provide input on everything and anything in the most obnoxious, self unaware, or creepy manner possible.

See Crucifixion in anime page on wikipedia

Or just wikipedia which is edited by sperglords

sperglord by vaguba December 6, 2009

Sperglord

Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.

World of Warcraft Player: Quit being a sperglord.

Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>

Sperglord by lolsperglords November 8, 2011

spermadicular 

As in a particular motion . Erratic but with a purpose

The guy was moving in a spermadicular motion towards the the beer keg.

spermadicular by little Davey March 19, 2015

spentload 

someone who, due to no fault of their own, is the 'quintessential', loser... Try as they might and with the best of intentions just can't seem to do or get anything right. A mans 'load' that would have been better off swallowed during oral sex, than fertilizing an egg, vaginally to create said person.

Hey, were you ever able to get those new leads from Glenn?

No! Never was able to get a single one. His father would have been well advised to have opted for a blowjob the night this clown was conceived. What a spentload that guy is.

spentload by Taint Sniffer January 27, 2009

superloaded 

a state of drunkenness beyond wasted. usually happen after 30 shots and 10 bottles of beer.

i got superloaded last night.

superloaded by epalz November 24, 2009

Spermadent 

A special brand of toothpaste that helps prevent tooth decay. 2 out of 3 dentists recommend it.

She brushed her teeth with Spermadent every day, to help prevent tooth decay.

Spermadent by MrGuy666 December 21, 2015