Internet caricature of typical self diagnosed aspergers suffering shutin that has to provide input on everything and anything in the most obnoxious, self unaware, or creepy manner possible.
by vaguba December 6, 2009
Person who claims to have Asperger Syndrome or to be "on the spectrum" as a form of plausible deniability to disavow all responsibility for how they behave in polite society, no matter how obnoxious or dangerous to public safety.
Wow. For a minute there I thought there was a nonzero chance that innocent unsuspecting family out for a pleasant Sunday stroll on the walking path with toddlers in tow, would've provided enough of a buffer zone to slow down that sperglord cyclist hurtling his way to the MIT cafeteria buffet, enough to allow me to take the most inspired leap of split-second evasive action I've ever taken in my life to avoid getting my silly sadly deluded ass spun into the ground. Fascinating!
by ghozzap August 13, 2022
(1) "temply pecker is such a fucking sperglord. he needs to calm his tits."
(2) "i faked a relationship and rushed into a real one and am now mad that people are asking me about it. HATE YOU ALL SPERG SMASH"
(2) "i faked a relationship and rushed into a real one and am now mad that people are asking me about it. HATE YOU ALL SPERG SMASH"
by ggbbfb March 14, 2013
Someone who states true facts to try and reveal the problems with things. While others dislike that the truth may reveal the downside and raise issues that aren't being addressed. While others don't like to hear about the problems and call this person a sperglord.
Person A: Too many people play World of Warcraft. Over 12 million I believe.
World of Warcraft player: Quit being a sperglord.
World of Warcraft player: Quit being a sperglord.
by jackaljeep October 19, 2010
Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.
World of Warcraft Player: Quit being a sperglord.
Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>
Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>
by lolsperglords November 8, 2011