spermwich

a delicacy in many european countries. composed primaraly of male ejaculate between two pieces of rye bread. toppings like pubic hair and vaginal discharge are often used for flavor.

Hey Viki, would anything else on your spermwich?

spermwich by jtcjr13 July 29, 2009

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Smegwich

A Smegwich is a sandwich containing smegma (the substance found under the foreskin on an unclean penis) as the filling.

Grandma loves smegwiches, she says it is high in protein.

Smegwich by Ol Meanings January 2, 2023

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Smegwich • spedwich • spenkwich • spermwich

spedwich

a special education sandwich, usually given to someone doing something very retarded.

Ididoth: whats wrong with that middy kid? i think hes trying to dance. Middy: spprlllyyyuuuurrrgh Ididoth: quick someone get this kid a spedwich

spedwich by blooddidthis June 8, 2010

spenkwich

A boob like human whose face resembles that of an unfortunate foot. Spenkwiches often will make crude sexual passes at male relatives.

Wow did hear Spenkwich say “mmmmm Skeepenkwick’s ass cheeks”

Spenkwich gets crusty for Jesus

spenkwich by Fingaboi1996 August 21, 2023

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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