Protein

An Item in the pokemon video game which ups attack.

My Piplup was a weak piece of shit till I crammed nine Proteins into it.

by Lord Damon October 10, 2009

protein

the main building blocks to give you big muscles
can be found in the fluid called (cum) that a girl normally swallows

person1: dude your girls hench man check out them thighs!
me: yeh she likes the protein if you know what i mean
person1: you must get alot of head
me: yeh 4 times a day
person1: lucky (cunt)

by steiger May 20, 2006

protein

Cum, skeet, man jam, jiz, honey dew...referring to the sexual secretions of the male or female human.

The closet vegan asked, "Where do you get your protein."

I replied, "I get more than enough protein from my favorite food.

by Ganga June 23, 2005

protein

Another colloqualism formed by middle-class Gs in Perthian suburbia, protein supposedly means provincial support, but is mostly used as a sort self put-up.

"You so fat, you look like Kirstie Alley!"
"Ay ay ay, don't put me down man, man I got protein!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

Protein Balloon

To ejaculate and hold the keeps in the foreskin, pinching the end to block seepage.

Barry thundered towards a massive orgasm and without missing a beat, Rick smartly grabbed the end of his foreskin, just as the tip of Barry's flesh chimney filled up like a protein balloon. Rick positioned his nostrils in line with Barry's shuddering trunk and released his grip...

by Herbert Schweffe November 16, 2017

Protein Dispersion

When a man ejaculates his semen.

My buddy is taking a 10 day cruise to the Islands where he plans to enjoy the sunny beaches, the beautiful ladies, and hopefully some "Protein Dispersion"!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 5, 2016

protein slurpy

when you dump your load into a girls mouth

o shes hooked on the protein slurpies, she cant get enough

by stu f. May 7, 2004