speaning

To finger your partners anus while wearing pink rubber gloves and whistling the theme tune to jaws.

"Spent the afternoon speaning the other day. Shit was hot"

by Rimbo6 January 6, 2014

speans

Speans are very tight, norrow legged, stretch jeans. The word comes from the combination of the words "spandex" and "jeans." Speans are commonly worn by punk rockers and can be found in eighties vintage stores.

Wil's speans are hard to the c-c-core!

by Maureen Svac April 15, 2005

Speans

Spandex Jeans. Mainly designed for those with excessively large muscular thighs, and a plump round badonkadonk.

Good think Jeff is wearing speans, his thighs and ass be poppin.

by Lineff October 7, 2017

speaning

Typically a female practice, that involves speaking and listening at the same time.

My wife and her freind have been speaning for over an hour now.

by speaner June 16, 2018