23 definitions by Charlie Badass
The opposite of catfish. When you are a transgender who was born a male & you try to deceive your potential straight male date into believing they are a female.
The football player from Virginia Tech got cockfished & now he is facing serious charges. I hope he walks.
by Charlie Badass June 13, 2021
When you are attempting to turn down someone's sexual advances but are not sure if you really want them to stop. Throwing confusing signals.
Dude I may have raped some chick but I'm not really sure she was screaming "No, don't, stop! No don't stop." It could've gone either way
by Charlie Badass June 13, 2021
by Charlie Badass November 8, 2006
by Charlie Badass July 2, 2022
Brain Dialysis is a treatment for individuals who dont have a natural filter to screen out disturbing , inappropriate thoughts. Assists in the process of ridding your mind of toxins, waste products, impurities, and excess filth.
My mom's worried about my disturbing thoughts and says I say inappropriate things all the time she does not think that my natural filter works so she sending me to the shrink for brain dialysis.
by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020
BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday
by Charlie Badass November 11, 2018
any agency, federal, state, or local, protecting the u.s. border from illegal immigrants. department of immigration, I.N.S. border patrol
i'm sick of seeing all these fuckin mexicans lurking around home depot... the border bouncers need to step it up.
by Charlie Badass February 16, 2011