spashed 

Spashed is a word used by someone to describe their own state of being after a large number of joints. The word comes from the inability of the mind to put the letter of a word together when stoned. So while you might have meant to say smashed (Which is a word to describe the state you would be in after drink anyway) your mind put in random letters to fill the space while your thinking about the word and you come up with "Spashed"

Aahh! Dude, I'm like amm!! what's it am like really (s..pa..shed)spashed man!

spashed by Dynamize February 14, 2006

Spashed 

Splooge splashed

Dude i totally spashed that girl in the face

Spashed by GR3ML1N July 20, 2017

Spashed 

The term used for when a person jumps into a liquid but then dies shortly afterwards.

"Jason jumped into the pool and he spashed so hard that everyone fell over."

Spashed by JakWizardly November 17, 2018

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

smashed up vag 

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

smashed up vag by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

speshed 

Synonym for hammered or smashed. Meaning to get high and/or drunk to an extended degree and affected by drugs to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behaviour.
Origin: just made it up when chatting to some gal whom I thought was speshed

Wasn't there some party last night?
Yeah Emily was so speshed at the end

speshed by mr_chucky1 May 21, 2017

smashed balls 

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard

Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?

smashed balls by Y u? November 9, 2013