The most screwed up video surfing the internet at this moment. 2 Girls 1 Cup and BME Pain Olympics Combined are a mere fraction of how fucked up this video is.
It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.
Scarred Person: Have you seen the Spankwire Video?
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...
When a dirty secret is revealed about somebody, preferably to large groups of people, while the person is present. Sourced from the dicovery of spankwire.com in someone's internet history.
"Gees how much porn is there in his internet history?! Come look!"
"Hey, guys get off my computer!"
"Haha, you've been spankwired"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.