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snotlocker 

nose, according to david sedaris' father
just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!
snotlocker by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

snotlocker 

your nose.
he must have lost the combonation to his snotlocker because he is trying to pick it.
snotlocker by your mom September 3, 2003

snotlicker

Snotlicker is the guy who sits at the back of the class because he has no friends. He has a nose full of mucus and tries to be funny but really he is a wasteman that wants to have friends.
`that guy is such a snotlicker"
snotlicker by mrbangurmum November 29, 2016

rusty snotlocker 

A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).
that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down

snotlockered 

a word used to describe only the most righteously drunk or high
Dude he's so snotlockered he thinks he's a dog!
snotlockered by SlizzardSUCKS December 17, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026