Snotlicker is the guy who sits at the back of the class because he has no friends. He has a nose full of mucus and tries to be funny but really he is a wasteman that wants to have friends.

`that guy is such a snotlicker"

snotlicker by mrbangurmum November 29, 2016

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rusty snotlocker

A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).

that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down

rusty snotlocker by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011

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snotlockered

a word used to describe only the most righteously drunk or high

Dude he's so snotlockered he thinks he's a dog!

snotlockered by SlizzardSUCKS December 17, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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