14 definitions by stendhalismo

icescapee

someone who moves from the northeast to california

packed my car, dropped my ice scraper and chains on the curb, and headed west for good

by stendhalismo May 12, 2005

drug waiter

someone who scores drugs for pals, until they come to expect it

"I'm not gonna be derek's drug waiter any longer - the dude only ever calls me when he wants to score"

by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

hiding files

sex. as used by theo on battle of the sexes

we're not sure if they were hiding files

by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

snotlocker

nose, according to david sedaris' father

just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!

by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

transbitter

when you're so jaded, you've passed to a point beyond bitter - then you're transbitter

"thank you for flying transbitter airlines - we so do not look forward to serving you again soon"

by stendhalismo May 6, 2005

air mattress

flight attendant - refers to slut potential of jobs which involve travel

"the stewardess has a guy in every city - what an air mattress"

by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

gallerina

young woman receptionist in a gallery, essentially a gallery ballerina. essentially a slur indicating her youth, inexperience and lack of justification for having attitude while working a menial job, from 'sex in the city'

I'm not going to let some little gallerina make me feel like an idiot for not knowing what gaklyd is - look sweetie, you're just a clerk.

by stendhalismo March 5, 2005