stendhalismo's definitions

snotlocker

nose, according to david sedaris' father

just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!

by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

passaroundpartybottom

a male ('passive') slut, generally one who participates in sex parties with multiple ('dominant') partners. a man who's been had, and often. sexually indiscriminate.

"steve's such a passaroundpartybottom, we won't let him sit on the sofa for fear he'll suck it up"

by stendhalismo September 15, 2009

the fear

paranoia/ panic caused by marijuana use

origin: William S Burroughs, LETTER FROM A MASTER ADDICT ON DANGEROUS DRUGS: "Cannabis Indica (hashish, marijuana). --The effects of this drug have been frequently and luridly described: disturbance of space-time perception, acute sensitivity to impressions, and flight of ideas, laughing jags, silliness. Marijuana is a sensitizer, and the results are not always pleasant. It makes a bad situation worse. Depression becomes despair, anxiety panic. I have already mentioned my horrible experience with marijuana during acute morphine withdrawal. I once gave marijuana to a guest who was mildly anxious about something ("On bum kicks" as he put it). After smoking half a cigarette he suddenly leapt to his feet screaming, "I got the fear!" and rushed out of the house."

by stendhalismo March 17, 2005

Rock Star parking

also known as 'doris day parking', after the actress who would idle in parking lots waiting for the perfect space

we arrived late but still scored doris day parking

by stendhalismo September 2, 2005

icescapee

someone who moves from the northeast to california

packed my car, dropped my ice scraper and chains on the curb, and headed west for good

by stendhalismo May 14, 2005

drug waiter

someone who scores drugs for pals, until they come to expect it

"I'm not gonna be derek's drug waiter any longer - the dude only ever calls me when he wants to score"

by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

air mattress

flight attendant - refers to slut potential of jobs which involve travel

"the stewardess has a guy in every city - what an air mattress"

by stendhalismo April 7, 2005