Goobie snoobert 

A really silly person.

Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.

You're such a goobie snoobert

Goobie snoobert by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023

Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.

I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.

Snooker Kick by Reg Denke May 31, 2010

snobler

People who gobble their snots

He's eating his snots what a snobler

snobler by Smellydwoi December 8, 2015

snooterbooter 

A nose bong used by us sick fuckers who always gotta snort everything. Same concept as a hot rail, except the hot-in-your-nose part. A rig consisting of rubber tubes, like aquarium hosing, wrapped into various shapes with water added to filter and cool the smoke.

I'm dragging ass, I could really use one of those big rips you get with the snooterbooter, right about now.

snooterbooter by SarahWrap November 29, 2016

Toilet Snooker 

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

Toilet Snooker by Gaff December 19, 2006

Cart snooper 

A person who studies the contents of other people's shopping carts. They can be found perusing the aisles of your neighborhood grocery store or waiting behind you in line at the checkout lane.

The cart snooper quickly looked away after he was caught red handed studying the contents of the woman's shopping cart at the local grocery store. Little did he know, he was being cart snooped by another person all this time.

Cart snooper by IrritableLegend June 8, 2015

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013