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Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013
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snookering

The contact that occures in pornographic videos when two men place their penis in the same hole of a recipent at the same time. The act of two cocks rubbing together while engaged in sexual acts.
Dude that porn was fucked up! Thats what snookering is, sick!
snookering by Trescero por vida. October 19, 2007

snooking 

necking , smuching, making out
A couple who were sitting two rows ahead of me were hugging and snooking. It was very distracting .
snooking by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

foot snorkeling 

Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.

It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.
-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.

-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.
foot snorkeling by Borgesian September 23, 2010

Butt Snorkeling 

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!
Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.
Butt Snorkeling by Therickman December 17, 2003

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.
"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"
Shim-shoomering by ConIII August 6, 2019

Muff Snorkeling 

Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.
"I was giving her great oral, but needed to switch over to muff snorkeling after about 30 minutes."
Muff Snorkeling by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008