butterface

Noun used to describe a woman with a gorgeous body but unfortunately with a face that looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

"Man, she has one hot body"
"Butterface!"

by Gaff December 28, 2005

Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006

classic mate

An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.

"You rolled a fat one. Classic mate!"

by Gaff November 09, 2005