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snookshit by dizzy gorilla October 24, 2008
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Snowshits
An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.
" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."
Snowshits by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015
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snowshit
A snowstorm with particularly wet and heavy conditions, likely to lead to heavy accumulation, as well as massive ice patches. So named because, if there is a god causing the weather, this is him taking an angry, angry shit on your city.
1. "No way I'm going to lab! It's snowshitting like all hell out there!"
2. "We were going to go out to the movies, but stayed home instead to avoid the snowshit."
2. "We were going to go out to the movies, but stayed home instead to avoid the snowshit."
snowshit by MiddleCase March 3, 2011
snooshing
Meteorological term used when it is snowing and raining at the same time and in most cases the snow flakes and raindrops are the size of quarters.
A weather phenomena causing traffic to come to a standstill because the crap falling from the sky makes people freak out and forget how to drive.
A weather phenomena causing traffic to come to a standstill because the crap falling from the sky makes people freak out and forget how to drive.
Dude. Did you look out the window? It's snooshing out!
This is New England, man! Don't you people know how to drive when it's snooshing?(give them the finger and honk your horn...a lot)
This is New England, man! Don't you people know how to drive when it's snooshing?(give them the finger and honk your horn...a lot)
snooshing by Liebchen65 October 29, 2011