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the proper spelling of "weiner"... morons.

another name for PENIS, but a more comical way of expressing the term
"hey dude, your'e a wiener"
"at least im not a weiner"
"... weiner is not a word"
"oh, yeah"
by PWH805 Jul 27, 2005 share this
2. wiener
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A wiener is a sausage or hot dog. Because its the phallic shape, the word is also slang for penis.

In terms of spelling, wiener is a variant on the spelling of weiner, but both are recognized as correct by Merriam-Webster dictionary. The reason for the two different spellings is that in English the "ei" is pronounces an "e" sound, but in German it is the diphthong "ie" that represents the "e" sound. Thus the spelling wiener is the proper spelling taken from the German language, but the spelling weiner makes more phonetic sense in English.
Mmmm, that was a delicious wiener, so big and plump!

Wow, your wiener is huge. I don't think I could ever fit that whole thing in my mouth.
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by e=271828... Jan 15, 2006 share this
3. Wiener
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official German name for someone who lives in Vienna (Wien).
You can tell he's a true Wiener by the size of his nose.
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4. wiener
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1. A hot dog
2. A hound-like dog
1. I really enjoy putting long, thick wieners in my mouth.
2. Rub my wiener for good luck.
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by qwerty9C1 Dec 31, 2007 share this
5. wiener
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1. Vulgar slang for a penis

2. A person that is deliberately a jerk
1. I have a nasty rash on my wiener

2. Quit acting like a winer, jackass!
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6. Wiener
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noun
An ambiguous, yet universal unit of measurement. pl. wiener
1) Sheldon: "Hey Andrew, how many hours of sleep did you get last night?!"
Andrew: "Eh, about 9 wiener..."

2) Andrew: "Hey Sheldon, What did you do last night?"
Sheldon: "I went running with Andrea."
Andrew: " Oh, how many miles did you run?"
Sheldon: " Eh, about 3 wiener...."

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7. Wiener
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When a male is not mature enough to be called a "dick"
- Man, did you see that ass last night?

- Yeah, what a wiener!
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