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May Swine Smolder 

An epic pig roast occurring annually in May. In order for a proper swine smolder, said pig must weigh in excess of 100 lbs (45.36 kg) and be outrageously expensive. Also, in order to be official, said event must be announced daily beginning on April 7th of the given year. In addition, if one is invited to a May Swine Smolder and declines the invitation, that person is an ultimate schmeeb.
The epicness of this year's May Swine Smolder can't be matched.
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When something smells stronger than something else.
Her shit was snouder thsn febreeze
snouder by Stonerthoughts October 3, 2019
A facial expression. Mainly used by fuckboi’s to make girls fall victim to their irristable looks. One eyebrow raised, closed mouthed half-grin, and slightly shut eyes is the typical smolder look. Can be done unintentionally but rare.
Ugh Dean is doing that smolder thing again, does he even know what that look does to girls!”
Smolder by Hotboi6969 July 28, 2018
The act of pouring liquor into bottom, underside part of a shot glass and snorting it.
Man, I was so messed up, I took 10 vodka snooders. Cleared my clogged up nose though.
snooders by taus7590 June 18, 2009

Smolderhalder

1.sexy, talented, and warm-hearted Ian Somerhalder; best known for his role as Damon Salvatore
2.Sexiest man on earth
damn, that guy is a Smolderhalder
Smolderhalder by Lifesuxthnudie April 28, 2011

Smoldering

The act of accessing your deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shooting it through your eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. Smoldering bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. One may be able to command the masses with one glance if mastered.
Sam: No one ever wants to do what I want to do.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?

Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.
Smoldering by GSE 2010 August 10, 2010