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An epic pig roast occurring annually in May. In order for a proper swine smolder, said pig must weigh in excess of 100 lbs (45.36 kg) and be outrageously expensive. Also, in order to be official, said event must be announced daily beginning on April 7th of the given year. In addition, if one is invited to a May Swine Smolder and declines the invitation, that person is an ultimate schmeeb.
The epicness of this year's May Swine Smolder can't be matched.
by hog hooligan May 01, 2010

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