snocky

a word my asshole sister made up

stop being so snocky

snocky by dcjaevnbghisf May 9, 2018

snocky

adjective - sarcastic, smartass, or (rudely) witty.

"I don't need to hear any snocky remarks from you while I'm working."

snocky by Jazzy Jew July 5, 2012

cocky stocky 

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.

Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"

cocky stocky by MUSH123 December 17, 2011

Snock 

when you're having a snack, and its too good

also said in a British accent

omg this snock is sooo good

Snock by lit shook god leblanc January 16, 2018

Eye snocket 

The immediate aftermath of a snot rocket, the products of which are so thick and sticky that they string out as they only partially exit the nose arcing upward gracefully entering the eye, often causing temporary unwelcomed blindness.

I failed my sobriety test last nite! ...couldn't walk the line! The cop thought I was wasted, but I had an eye snocket and couldn't see what the hell I was doing. Note to self...

Eye snocket by YAWA June 2, 2015

Smocky 

When a girl can wear anything, including a smock and look sexy af.

James - Lynn, what are you wearing?
Lynn- A smock, why?
James- You look sexy af, you’re such a smocky.

Lynn- that’s not a word!
James- yes it is, I just added it to urban dictionary.

Smocky by Smockwriter May 21, 2019

snockerfoon 

1.Coming from the German word snocker, meaning full of foon.
2.the act of farting on a baby grand piano, while eating artichoke hearts on thursday

Hey man I just snockerfooned the shit out of sambone's piano

snockerfoon by shlemmy von farplestein May 25, 2014