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skratta du flörlar du 

The swedish way of saying “you laugh, You lose”. Commonly heard in the latest 2017 PewDiePie you laugh you lose videos.
“skratta du flörlar du

“What?”

“You laugh, You lose!”
“Why didn’t you use English?”
“Because I have nothing better to do.”
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skrattar du förlorar du

When PewDiePie Trys To make try not to laugh original
skrattar du förlorar du You Laugh You Lose

Stratten's Law 

A social rule that goes, "The younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers."

Origin: Dorthy Stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest Playmates of the Year. She felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who "discovered" her for the Playboy Empire. Supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.
What you expect, Stratten's Law at work again.
Stratten's Law by Steve-er July 7, 2011

smarttolietmuscle 

Another way of saying the word, "smartass".
Ron was such a smarttolietmuscle for suggesting that we close the door when it's this satandamnedd hot outside.
smarttolietmuscle by Telephony September 5, 2014

scrattled 

An intense mixed feeling between anger and fear. Can occur when already being rattled and becoming frightened during.
She was pretty scrattled after being left alone at night when her coworker walked out unexpectedly.
scrattled by SWAMPED June 19, 2015

scratter 

Miserable ignorant track-suit wearing trash exemplifying the shit-encrusted population of the British Isles. Abusive dole-scum. The reason today's elderly would rather starve away in their own homes than take a 50-yard trip down to the shops. See also scally and scut-dog.
Scratters will shortly be prevalent in the UK due to their spectacularly high teenage pregnancy rate combined with the abundance of cheaply-available KFC.
scratter by Eddmanyeah December 5, 2003