scrattocks 

little hermaphrodites - According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "scrat" means hermaphrodite. If you combine that with the suffix "-ock", which the OED says is generally used as a diminutive, we can guess that the word scrattocks means little hermaphrodites - maybe midget herms even.

It seems the only good use for this word is arbitrary cursing. You could say it when you are suddenly angry like when you stub your toe or when you spill a drink. It's definitely an expletive.

scrattocks by Liger November 19, 2004

scrattocks 

the general insult for arse fingerers

eurrgh your fingers stinck you scrattock

scrattocks by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

scrattocks 

people hu tlk 2 their arse and wait for a reply, while exiting it with extreme objects e.g fingers

webby "hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhh my bum is smooth today" carl: "so bouncy and round "

scrattocks by ......s and m January 25, 2005

scruttocks 

also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.

OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty

scruttocks by arseflank November 8, 2004

scruttocks 

The area of flesh between the scrotum and the buttocks.

I don't know what that bird was carrying, but it's giving me terrible scruttock problems.

scruttocks by Surgeon_General September 4, 2003

scruttock 

The piece of skin between the scrotum and the buttocks

My scruttock hurts when cycling

scruttock by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" 

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009