smoothneck 

Someone who is not a member of something awful (a neckbeard)

"Hey look at that smoothneck over there."

smoothneck by pajamapants March 27, 2009

Captain Smoothness 

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

Captain Smoothness by Frazier May 30, 2006

smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.

Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.

smoothness by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

Smoothdick

One who masturbates so much there are no longer ridges in their penis. Similar use to neckbeard.

You know those guys who are always hanging around the GameStop? Fucking smoothdicks.

Smoothdick by Fagioli Supreme May 5, 2018

smoothdick

saying good job to someone in a way that makes them feel uncomfortable.

wow you finished fixing all the cars. smoothdick

smoothdick by artytork April 27, 2009

Sootneck 

The owner of a truck or other large vehicle who has modified it to emit as much black exhaust as possible, often in protest to government officials or policies. This is often regarded as an under informed and reactionary choice.

A couple sootnecks flipped me off as they roared past me on the street.

Sootneck by gbprime July 9, 2014

smoothcock 

The way young men try to talk-up their penises to others so they don't sound so gross and unappealing

"I want her to suck my smoothcock😏"

smoothcock by Baewatch2015 November 16, 2015