A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.

Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.

smoothness by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

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Smoothdick

One who masturbates so much there are no longer ridges in their penis. Similar use to neckbeard.

You know those guys who are always hanging around the GameStop? Fucking smoothdicks.

Smoothdick by Fagioli Supreme May 5, 2018

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smoothdick

saying good job to someone in a way that makes them feel uncomfortable.

wow you finished fixing all the cars. smoothdick

smoothdick by artytork April 27, 2009

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Sootneck

The owner of a truck or other large vehicle who has modified it to emit as much black exhaust as possible, often in protest to government officials or policies. This is often regarded as an under informed and reactionary choice.

A couple sootnecks flipped me off as they roared past me on the street.

Sootneck by gbprime July 9, 2014

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smoothcock

The way young men try to talk-up their penises to others so they don't sound so gross and unappealing

"I want her to suck my smoothcock😏"

smoothcock by Baewatch2015 November 16, 2015

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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