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1. sucks to suck
"(It) sucks to suck" - A remark usually made after a person experiences misfortune and/or tells others about it. Can be used to ridicule someone, as a way of expressing annoyance or frustration with a complainer, or simply as an indifferent acknowledgement of the other person's misfortune.
Dude 1: (accidentally spills drink on shirt)
Dude 2: Haha, sucks to suck!

Bro 1: Ugh, I've got three exams this week and I haven't even started studying yet.
Bro 2: Sucks to suck.

Guy 1: Man, I lost my wallet last weekend, and I still haven't found it.
Guy 2: Sucks to suck, bro.
2. sucks to suck
when it sucks to suck at something - coined by Stuart Briggle
Tomas: I can't believe I missed that shot.
Stuart: Sucks to suck.
3. sucks to suck
when something or someone sucks and you say it sucks to be like that.
can have " you know what they say" before it.
Tim: My girlfriend cheated on me last night.
Alex: sucks to suck :)

debra: I cant go to the party tonight because my parents are making me watch my brother.
jim: you know what they say sucks to suck! ;D
4. the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself
In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.
Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.
by milfhunter37 Mar 31, 2003 add a video
5. dare to suck
That doesn't mean try to suck. It means to try and possibly fail -- to take risks. To dare -- and maybe fall flat on your face, with a community of friends to say "Hey, that sucked! But nice try!" From the Theater of Ted, www.daretosuck.com. All credit for this goes to the respective persons who created this, not me.
"You dared to suck!"
by Brad M Jan 15, 2005 add a video
6. suck my balls
To Suck MY Balls Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taralyn loves To suck My balls
7. Suck my dick
An order to suck on the said person's penis (dick).
Pimp: "I told you to suck my dick!"
Ho: "Okay."
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