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blowing smoke up your ass

People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.
seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....
blowing smoke up your ass by Mizzrey September 13, 2013
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smokepurpp 

Smokepurpp is deadly rapper that doesn't make sense on his music but the beats are lit so.. people still listen to him
Smokepurpp I eat chicken but I don't eat chicken (a lot of bass in the back)
smokepurpp by RatedLC April 18, 2018

blowing smoke up my ass

Complimenting a person merely to gain something in return.
Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?

Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.

blowing smoke up your ass

A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.
I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.
blowing smoke up your ass by Eluu December 31, 2016

blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)
Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

smoke up 

To smoke up is to let another person smoke marijuana with you without payment.
Guy 1: You got bills?
Guy 2: Nah man, I'm dead broke.
Guy 1: It's aight, I'll smoke you up on this blunt.
smoke up by Dan May 13, 2005

blowing smoke up my ass

to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.

one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.

as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"

person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"