2 definitions by Old Polecat
Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
by Old Polecat April 15, 2011
A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.
Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.
Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.
Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."
by Old Polecat January 15, 2009