smfwas 

Acronym for Super MotherFucking Weak Ass Shit (S.M.F.W.A.S). Pronounced Smiff-was.

Adjective, describes anything that is weak in nature and deemed to be pathetic, whether it be a choice someone makes or someone who is scrawny and needs to hit the weights.

Originated as W.A.S. but then the S.M.F. was added to imply even more weakness.

Hey Gibinator, go to the gym and lift, you scruffy smfwas n00b!

smfwas by Pouchy The Kangaroo July 28, 2010

schwasty 

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

schwasty by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Shwastey 

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.

That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.

Shwastey by YoOrDu May 25, 2009

shwasty 

The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.

After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.

shwasty by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006

shwastypants 

The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.

Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.

shwastypants by you would like to know July 18, 2006

Shwastered 

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

Shwastered by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009