48 definitions by K-noodle

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really drunk
Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.
by K-noodle October 02, 2009

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Philosophical statement based on Occam's Razor.

"I like boobies (major premise)
Girls have boobies (minor premise)
I like girls with boobies (conclusion)"
I wanna go dance based on Gaglio's Razor.
by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

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A take on the shocker where you combine your two hands into a double shocker gesture and use in the typical way (2 in pink/1 in stink). Named after the Power Rangers fighting robot which combines all the rangers together.
I gave her the sickest Megazord
by K-Noodle October 29, 2006

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During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.
I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.
by K-Noodle November 28, 2007

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When you put your balls on someones eyes while theyre passed out and then continuously slap them like hitting a homerun in baseball.
Man when he passed out we all gave him an Arabian Homerun.
by K-Noodle October 29, 2006

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A Penis.
I unleashed my fuck sword on her last night.
by K-Noodle October 22, 2009

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Slang for genitalia.
Whatever you do don't look at my jiggly bits.
by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

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