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Slumbering 

I love slumbering
Slumbering by Mwolf68 November 4, 2021

Slumbering Yak 

When a women passes out on the toilet and pukes in her panties.
When Dixon's wife came home late and drunk, he worried how she had gotten grass and mud into her panties, however on closer inspection he realized she had fallen victim to being a slumbering yak
Slumbering Yak by noxid July 3, 2007

Slumbering Turtle

Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.
I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!

Slumbering Man Party

A sleepover involving two or more members of the male sex.
"Hey- let's have a slumbering man party"
"Yeah- we could watch Rambo."

slumbering lumber 

a dick that won't get hard
Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now

Slumbering Haku 

A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.
Haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. This is a Slumbering Haku.
Slumbering Haku by Neglect September 23, 2010