9 definitions by docwhoomph

rectal bombing

taking it in the ass from a ton of torpedo like dicks that all explode in you. afterward, you feel an ass massacre

That rectal bombing I took last night cannot be good for my health. I'm so sore and I'm shitting out so much cum.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

shlong gong

an appropriately sized gong, rang with your dick, used to tell a woman to get out of your bed after you are done with her

When my roommate hears my shlong gong he knows to get ready to try to move in for some sloppy seconds.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

cattle wound

an injury sustained while having sex with an overweight woman

Me - This cattle wound hurts pretty bad. I think my dick was bent in half.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

pubytail

ponytail made out of pubic hair. a fine addition to any man's look

I trim around my pubytail before I hit the showers in the gym.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

scukkake

type of fetish where a large group of men take turns shitting on a woman's face for both her and all of their sexual pleasure

The scukkake ended when Adam really made a mess on the floor, although Pam wanted it to continue.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

slumbering lumber

a dick that won't get hard

Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

pube sweater

a finely woven sweater made of the finest pubic hairs

Who needs cashmere when you could have a pube sweater?

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010