Definitions by docwhoomph

pubytail 

ponytail made out of pubic hair. a fine addition to any man's look

I trim around my pubytail before I hit the showers in the gym.

pubytail by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

cattle wound 

an injury sustained while having sex with an overweight woman

Me - This cattle wound hurts pretty bad. I think my dick was bent in half.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.

cattle wound by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

rectal bombing 

taking it in the ass from a ton of torpedo like dicks that all explode in you. afterward, you feel an ass massacre

That rectal bombing I took last night cannot be good for my health. I'm so sore and I'm shitting out so much cum.

rectal bombing by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

trail of shame 

it is when you bring a chick home, fuck her, and proceed to kick her out of your house/apartment while forcing her to walk home with nothing but a blanket infected with small pox

Megan really didn't appreciate the trail of shame I left her on last night. It's too bad she wasn't inoculated as a child.

trail of shame by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

scrotidermis 

the awesome skin that makes up your nutsack. it has the ability to keep your nads climate controlled

I'm glad my scrotidermis knew to suck my nuts into my body this morning. It was fucking cold outside.

scrotidermis by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

shlong gong 

an appropriately sized gong, rang with your dick, used to tell a woman to get out of your bed after you are done with her

When my roommate hears my shlong gong he knows to get ready to try to move in for some sloppy seconds.

shlong gong by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

pube sweater 

a finely woven sweater made of the finest pubic hairs

Who needs cashmere when you could have a pube sweater?

pube sweater by docwhoomph July 12, 2010