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Slutasaurus Rex 

Krista, you are such a Slutasaurus Rex!! Put the dick down and feed yo' baby!

Swagosaurus 

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.
1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"
Swagosaurus by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013

swagosaurus rex 

Bringing back old school swag out of extinction. Not many can pull this off.
Look at Neal, he is a swagosaurus rex.
swagosaurus rex by #swagking November 21, 2011

scabasaurus 

(n.) - a creature who tries to get too many girls but fails every time...miserably

Pronounced: scab-a-SORE-us
Brandon is a scabasaurus.
scabasaurus by tom and joe May 12, 2008

Swaggasaurus Rex 

Tyrannosaurus Rex proportion level of swagger. Kingly swagger so abundant that it drips like Soul Glo.
Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: Girl that's Will. He's such a swaggasaurus rex!

Slutasaurus 

The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.
I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.
Slutasaurus by kellyka December 20, 2007