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In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.
- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.
skoof by 44t454545 November 12, 2022
Related Words
skook skool skoo skooch skookum skoob skoog skoodle skoof Skookie

Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.
A school bus that has been purchased by a private owner and converted for some purpose other than hauling people around, such as RVing. Can be a very economical, cost-efficient means of obtaining an RV.
I bought an old school bus and turned it into an RV! Now, it is a skoolie!
skoolie by mamarley July 14, 2011
That skoomp was finna get in the car full of niggas
Skoomp by jnaughty February 9, 2018
1: hey man
*slap*
2: dude are you gay?
1: nah its a skonot
Skonot by Fabascunde August 22, 2020
A beautiful, cute, adorable, squishy creature. Looks like a baby hamster that you could hug and cuddle with. A Seoho is known to have a very beautiful voice.
“Wow! It’s the high note guy of oneus, Seoho! He looks so cute!”
Seoho by Nugget 😊 October 26, 2020